February 2012
100 posts
Watchleanunachriost:
thomasfleming:
How to: Tie A Bow Tie! in under 30 seconds
Doug, want to be bow tie dudes with me when we grow up? I fully intend to own only bow ties and wear them all the time.
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“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...”
– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley...
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
iamabutchsolo:
lizziegoneastray:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Perfect quote is perfect.
FUCK YEAH CHUBBY FASHION!: Middle Eastern Wedding →
fuckyeahchubbyfashion:
UK Size 26.
I currently live in the Middle East and was invited to a wedding this week. SUPER short notice, and the ladies get BLINGED OUT for weddings around here. As there are no men on our side of the wedding hall, the ladies can strut their stuff without wondering what someone’s going…
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me when i send a risky text message
me: "heyy i really like you"
me: uhhh i donno maybe i shouldn't send this...
me: *pushes send*
me:
me: *throws phone on other side of room*
me: ALRIGHT ITS SENT. NO TAKE BACKS. WHAT'S DONE IS DONE
me:
me:
me: *stares intently at the phone until person replies back*
“If I had the choice between wearing a burka and a playboy bunny symbol, I would...”
– Ariel Levy (writer of female chauvinist pigs) I’m listening her talk live at my school and she definitely just inferred that wearing a burka is just as oppressive and objectifying an associating with playboy (and of course that all playboy bunnies are oppressed)
“Two people with a common goal can accomplish many things. Two people with a...”
– Mr. Gold (Once Upon A Time)
“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day:
I...”
– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via golden-notebook)
“People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have.”
– Jon Stewart (via deathofadollmaker)
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via ceedling)
